Facinorous

I had to watch these little kids a while ago and I didn't know what to talk about, so I asked them if they liked watching Barney and Dora the Explorer because that's what my sister watched when she was younger (she's ~10 years younger). They didn't know what I was talking about and they told me that they like watching "Yogabagaba" which is actually spelled Yo Gabba Gabba (Google corrected my spelling because I'm uneducated). So yeah, apparently this is happening...

I'm not sure if I should be disturbed or amazed that they have a giant zucchini as one of the characters. Anyway, I was forced to watch an episode and it scared me. Interestingly enough, the primary focus of the child entertainment agency is no longer centered on colors and spelling. Instead, they are now teaching children to dance awkwardly and eat healthy foods. What this means is that our society is spiraling into an obesity pandemonium--if we weren't there already--and that children, instead of learning vocabulary, should focus on decreasing adipose tissue. I also need to decrease some adipose tissue before December or I'm never going to hear the end of it... I swear if I don't look like a malnourished twig they think I'm too fat.