Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Forever

It's always at times like these that I ask myself why I didn't just become a prostitute.

When I'm stressed I have a tendency to look at dog videos because dogs are probably the only things that have never frustrated me before (except for Stinky because it took us three days to find that idiot and convince him to go back to H's house, but he was never the brightest crayon in the box to begin with). If I could choose to annihilate all of the people on Earth and turn them into dogs, but would have to take care of all of them I would do it. Haha, this reminds me of someone I know. So cute. I like fish too, but they're hard to play with. I choose to believe that you bond with them through mutual staring.

The biggest spider I've ever encountered entered our lab yesterday. I pretty much climbed onto a table while the girl next to me killed it with her shoe. I am so lame I hate myself. It was really big though... :(

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