"........" sad face
"What? Do you need something stronger?"
"You just chopped me open like a vegetable..."
"Do you know what Vicodin is?"
"YESSSSSSSSSS and you have to at least give me 5:500mg"
"...You're not here for drugs right?"
"I can't stand being in pain."
"Okay then, avoid people that make you laugh or your stitches will fall out."
Success! I should have asked for 10:500mg. Stingy surgeon... only 20 pills and no refills.
I don't really think it's possible. Do you know how much I laugh? I can hardly look in the mirror and prevent myself from laughing, but I am in so much pain right now it's not even funny. I have been confined to my bed the whole day. I feel like a worthless piece of rotting flesh. I was only forced up when Soybean got hungry and started licking me as if I were filet mignon.
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