Festivities

I was going to turn one of my term papers in early because I have other things I need to do with my life, so I stapled it and handed it to the TA.

"What is this?"
"My term paper..."
"I want it bound"
"It's stapled?"
"No, I want it like... bound."
"What? It's not on the assignment requirements."
"I know, but it's more organized that way"
"...Can I just staple it two more times?"
"No."

Sorry, I don't know how to make it stop looping, but I want to cut her repeatedly, so perhaps this is appropriate. Do I look like a freaking Kinko's to you? How am I supposed to bind my paper, you stupid idiot--is what I wanted to say, but of course I just said "Oh..... Okay....." and walked away.