Fendi

I really need to wash my car. It's quite dirty. But I've been lazy lately because I feel like some stupid bird will decide to poop on it again right after I wash it. I swear they know these things. Right after you wash your car they talk to their fellow bird friends, "Hey that one looks clean!" and before you know it, you have a giant mass of turd splattered on your windshield.

Well rather than washing my car I wasted my time on instyle and I came across this top. It's so cute. I want it. Yet, I'm not stupid enough to spend 1000 dollars on a top.

http://obsessed.instyle.com/obsessed/photos/clothing/results.html?No=22&pageAdd=2

But the thing is, I don't wear yellow. I mean, I like yellow but I can't wear yellow. I think it's because I'm Asian. When I tried wearing yellow in the past, I end up looking jaundiced. Some people can pull it off though. Most of the time it's the stick skinny people (they seem to be able to pull anything off). I think that's why most of them turn into models. I'm pretty sure they could wear potato sacks and still look good.

Speaking of looking good, I think Taylor Lautner looks like a cave man. He has such a massive brow ridge. I don't understand why all of those Twilight fan girls are going insane over him. I really don't think he's attractive at all. In fact he's pretty ugly. However, if you cut off his face he's beautiful. Just thought I would get that out of the way.

tickle Elmo & boycott Wimbledon <3