Discover illegal

Remember how I told you guys I bought the keyboard? Well, since it was such a large sum of money Chase decided to call me to ensure that it was actually me that was making this order. Yes, I live my life on the dark side, making suspicious withdraws and dangerous maneuvers (more on this later). Well, I got that cleared up and after I put down the phone, Discover called me about my credit card situation. They too asked me a bunch of questions to ensure that I am who I say I am. Man, what is this? Why am I so popular? Not really. If you look on my recent calls list they're all 800 numbers because I have no friends so I have to bribe telemarketers to call me so I can pretend to be popular. Yee!

Discover put me on hold during the call and when they asked if I could hold music started playing. The weird thing was, the music was strangely seductive. I felt kind of wrong as I sat there holding the phone up to my ear. Then when the lady spoke again, "Hello, thank you for holding" I was taken aback and was disoriented for a while.

I made my first illegal maneuver three days ago while I was driving my aunt and my two cousins (well, if you don't count speeding that is). My cousin was sitting in front distracting me with those teenage "booby" questions and if they will ever grow and whatnot. I told her that because she's skinny she will always have boobies the size of mosquito bites. Of course, realistically I said that they would grow eventually; however, if hers grow they will probably only become the size of bee stings-- that's when I ran a red light. I didn't know what to do: brake or go. I braked in the middle of the road, but then decided to step on it. Sigh. I was shaking when I turned into Albany.

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