Aiiyah!

I cut my hair two days ago. It's shoulder length and layered as usual. Nothing really changed it's just shorter that's all. Well, my aunt looked at me today and said, "Aiiyah! Now that your hair is shorter I can see your face. It's so ugly! It's too skeleton-like and pointy! I liked it better when it was round!" Thanks aunt, thanks. For once my cousins backed me up and said "We don't think so!" Wow, being useful for once guys. Round of applause.

What's with this Chinese round face obsession though? Ever since I was a young'n there were these old ladies constantly grabbing at my ears and face telling me that I would one day be rich because I had fat earlobes. Yeah, I don't know about that old ladies, I think that just means I need liposuction on my head (unlike normal people). I never understood (nor will I ever understand) the art of face reading. I think it's ridiculous. I mean what if a skinny person decides that they believe in Chinese face reading? Will they stuff themselves until they're about to die to make their face round in order to yield a prosperous future? (in case anyone was curious a thin face means poverty and starvation in the future) And you know what else is ridiculous? They tell you what type of person you are based on where your mole is located on your face. Apparently I have low self esteem, (okay, can't argue with that one) lack of assets (can't really argue with this one either), and am prone to accidents with water. See? Am I prone to accidents with water? No. Okay, well maybe that one time with the hot water boiler. And also those times I nearly drowned. So... maybe there is some truth to this after all. But you know what? I'm sure everyone is prone to accidents with water. And honestly, who isn't 'lacking in assets' nowadays. Damn recession.

pay taxes & buy picks <3