Those times

Hello world. Today I'm going to do something a bit different. Because school is ending I thought I should share the most memorable quotes from the year. Courtesy of my suite mates. Actually that's not entirely true... I only started recording these around the middle of spring quarter. But if I had started when Nancy were here this post would probably go on forever.

"I feel like I'm losing my throat!!!"

"I always go to class sometimes!"

One of my suite mates drenches her salad in ranch dressing and when I asked her why she puts so much ranch she responded, "Because if I don't it tastes too much like plants"

I asked the same girl if she had heard "Ride" the new song by Ciara and she asked, "What? Like... I want to ride you?"

We were trying to figure out who sang "Everything" and I failed by guessing all of the black boy bands. Then we figured it out. "It's 98 degrees!" one of my suite mates immediately turns around "OH MY GOD it is?!"

"Err body in the tub get tipsy"

"You know that one show? Cooking in hell??"

We were talking about how the soda, Squirt, supposedly shrinks a male's wee wee. Out of curiosity I asked, "Hmm I wonder if vagina's are shrinkable?" my suite mate immediately answered, "Well... yeah, they expand right?"

When my suite mate asked me what I did at the gym I told her that I went running. "Oh my god, you do it on the trailer right?" (treadmill)

"I think my fries just had rice" (I have no idea what she meant when she said this I just remember we were laughing for quite a while).

Anyway, there's some laughter before your final exams. Good luck everyone! :)

Ace that shizz & celebrate after (I'm going to celebrate by eating Subway after chem... whoo...) <3