Raindrops

Have you guys ever seen That's So Raven? The hit Disney channel television show about a psychic? Do you remember the teacher in the show? The one that spits all the time? Well my Statistics teacher is exactly like that he spits everywhere when he talks. Okay I may be exaggerating a little because it's not that bad, but the fact that I can feel the tiny droplets of spit on my arm is quite alarming. I'm considering switching seats tomorrow but I'm not too sure yet... maybe I'll wear my raincoat to class tomorrow.

Unfortunately, there's only one seat I can sit in: front and center. Mostly because this is a math class. For those of you that know me, you all understand my lack of interest in math. If I don't sit in front and center in a math class there is a 100% chance that I will fall asleep. Heck, even if I am sitting in the front there's still no guarantee that I'll be awake.

I just had an epic shower adventure so I thought I should share that with you guys. So I got naked and went into the shower (I know, I know, sorry for the horrific images). I turned on the water and stepped in. Then out of nowhere a spider the size of my left boob comes soaring from the top of the shower and attempts to escape from the water coming from the shower head. Once I see this spider I scream and knock over the six bottles of shampoo and conditioner lined up against the wall. My friend runs towards the bathroom...

"Are you okay? You sound like you're getting raped in there" she says

"There's a spider the size of Godzilla-- oh my freaking gosh" I reply and I grab the shower head and spray water at it until it goes down the drain.

I avoid the drain for the duration of my shower. I think spiders have a thing against me. It's probably because I like to torture spiders. But that's another story that I will consider posting in the near future. The spider comes out of the drain again and I scream for the second time. Once again my friend comes running (such a nice friend lol) "Is it back?!" I inspect the drain cautiously... Oh. My bad, this time it was just a wad of hair. Heh. My friend called me an idiot and left.

What? It was large and black and hairy. You would have screamed too, don't lie.

eat shaved ice & blend blueberries <3