Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Negative spending

I'm very lucky this week. I must have done something right to be having everything go my way for once. Or maybe it's just the fact that nothing ever goes my way so it's about time. I get the room to myself for the remainder of the week. Needless to say, I'm extremely happy. I was thinking about next fall and how I'll also have the room to myself so I went on a poster hunt and bought 50 dollars worth of posters. Then today they sent me a free shipping code so being the idiot I am I spent another 20 dollars worth of posters. I'm wasting my life away, but it's all good because I'm happy. It's a happy online shopping instead of the usual stressed shopping.

Stupid stupid Native Americans. I'm so through! This is the last time I'm going to complain about them because I'm so frustrated by my TA if I talk about it anymore I really might end up killing him and I don't want to resort to that because then I'll go to jail and get beat up by a gangster or forced to fish feces out of a toilet while concocting an escape plan like in Prison Break but then get caught and spend the rest of my life in solitary confinement like Hannibal Lector. But seriously, on my paper he wrote "Well done!" and yet he took another random two points off without explaining himself. What is wrong with this fool?! I'm so angry. Okay, I need to breathe. Breathe!

Oh and one more thing to add. As I was lying on my bed like a dead carcass playing with my iPod, I dropped my iPod and it fell on my face. Now I have a beautiful bruise between my chin and my lip. Good thing I'm so dark no one can see it. Once again, Joanna Lo breaking the norm, performing impossible stupid stunts. I wonder if I can get payed for being myself. People pay to see stupid things all the time. Example #1: Miley Cyrus. Example #2: The Jonas Brothers. Example #3: Your mom. Need I go on? (I thought the your mom joke was appropriate here... oh come on, I haven't pulled one of those in a while)

Back to my happy place. :)

drink lemonade & lay on your bed <3

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