Saturday, December 7, 2013

Gumdrop

My credit card and debit card expired at the same time and I haven't received either one of the cards in the mail yet, so I've been living off of $7 cash this week. It was really embarrassing when I called my credit card company because they wanted to check my last transaction to see if I authorized a payment of $4.68 to... Jelly Belly Outlet. Kill me now. Actually, I probably could have died the other day because I fell off of a ladder when I was trying to trim a large bush. I landed on my butt and now have a large pear-shaped bruise. This would potentially be useful if I was a pre-school teacher teaching fruits... but then I would get arrested and accused of being a pedophile. They tell you that you'll be better off if you go to college, but nothing has changed. I still can't afford a gardener. The economy at it's finest. What else did I do these days...? Gave a FedEx man a Snapple just because. I guess that's about it though.

I love rainy days :)


This. Is. Hilarious. We were bored. You know, I looked back at my posts and realized that any guitar/piano I've posted has all been of me fooling around. Since you guys take time out of your lives to read about my ridiculous life I think I should record for you guys at least once though I honestly think I play better live because recording makes me nervous. Anyway, look forward to it--or don't. P.S. That's the $6000 guitar that I said I wasn't going to buy, but did because I'm a lousy piece of crap. You can't really tell from the ridiculous video though.

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