Grotesque

If you have a higher standard of living it will correspond to your success in life. If you like expensive things chances are you’re going to work harder in order to buy your caviar, but if that doesn't work out you’re probably going to end up being a gold digging, baby making housewife. I’m still not sure if eating expensive food is justified. If you observe naked reality and ignore nutrient content, everything we eat looks the same after a day or two. Don’t try to prove me wrong by eating a whole box of tangerines because you’re going to regret it and end up on a Pepto-Bismol commercial. 

I've always wondered whether or not the people in those types of commercials feel embarrassed. They're always smiling and claiming that they have diarrhea or some type of STD. If they walked into a party and tried to meet people it would probably go down like this...

"Hi my name is X"
"Oh hey! I know you! I was watching New Girl on Hulu the other day and you showed up in a couple of ads!"
"Oh..."
"Sorry to hear about your diarrhea, are you feeling better? Also, how's your chlamydia? You know you should really wear a condom... "
"..."