Catch me

"In order for women to live easily in this world all they need to be is pretty/cute and stupid/air-headed." Unfortunately, this is true. However, I have studied too much and have had too many experiences to live without dignity. I refuse to have to rely on someone else's income in order to survive and will never suppress or withhold intelligence to do so. I also do not have enough money for plastic surgery, so that's that. I'll admit though that if I were incredibly desperate I would seduce the yakuza boss into marrying me, but it's not like I would be completely useless. I would either run the night club or count drug money. I would devote my life to being a mobster and get an enormous dragon tattoo on my back. Do you know how hardcore I would be?