Camouflage

I couldn't find the type of battery I needed for my vintage camera, so I turned to eBay. I bought it and afterwards the seller sent me an email saying "Thank you! Your cat is very happy now that you have new batteries for your laser pointer!" There is so much wrong with this I don't even know where to begin so I'm going to choose to remain silent and let you guys be disgusted for me.

This shark stroller is really cute. I wonder where the mom was because I didn't see any cows roaming around the grocery store. I know, I'm not that funny. Let me be, it's hella early and I'm on the train.