Big cans

Because I am a cheap and lazy person, I still haven't bought a can opener and learned how to open a can with a knife. I have also ripped my hand open and am bleeding profusely. Good job once again. My stupidity is hindering me from playing guitar. This needs to heal within the next week and a half or else I'm screwed. I wonder if I could get out of any midterms like this? "Excuse me professor, but I mutilated my hand trying to open a can." Probably not. Sigh. My life...