Rambo

Did you guys hear about McDonalds bringing back Monopoly or is that just Asia? When I was younger I got so obsessed with the game that I would go and eat a bunch of crap just to finish my monopoly board. So unhealthy. Due to that fact my aorta is probably clogged with synthetic chicken fat or some similar unknown substance. I stopped after I watched Supersize me Freshman year of high school.

I think something is wrong with my Amazon account. For some reason I keep getting recommendations for pregnant ladies when what I've been looking at recently was Polaroids and nail polish. Man... this is not good. I buy so much crap that I get surprised when things show up on my doorstep. Slightly relevant, have you guys ever looked through your spam folder? I was deleting a bunch of crap and I realized that I consistently get emails about Asian singles. Pfft, assumptions.

Anyway, what has happened recently... my rich aunt gave me a coach bag that she only used for 10 days and then didn't want anymore. Man, rich people. Yeah, that's about it. Excitement is ever elusive in my life.

You know, people always tell me that I'm a good friend. That's actually not true. I'm a good friend if I care, but it's very difficult to make me care. I mean, I think it's the same for most people. If you care about something/someone then you'll work to keep it. If not then... friends are time consuming, so you choose the best ones, yeah?