Magnetic

I can't do this anymore. I'm about to give up. I really don't think it's possible to get a six-pack. I don't know how people do it. I swear, I don't eat anything and I spend all of my extra time at the gym looking like a highlighter while blinding innocent people and yet I only have four (barely).

Accept me for who I am! Let me be fat. :( Also, the Nike+ sensor built into my shoe didn't sync to my phone very well. I think the connection was interrupted by the girl next to me that also had one because after running for two hours it said that I ran 0.05 miles and burned 6 calories with a mile time of 2010 min/mile. Too pro.

There's this thing I don't understand. I don't know why people are attracted to me. Don't close the page, I'm not talking about emotions/love life right now, I'm being literal. You know how when you sit down in a lecture hall and people automatically sit one seat away from you leaving an empty seat in the middle? Yeah, that never happens. Both sides are always occupied and I hate it. I feel like I can't breathe and I've been trying to figure this out. For example, today there were 30 open treadmills and two people running when I went in. I chose a secluded spot far away from the other two people. After a while a girl walked in, headed towards me, and started running on my left hand side. Two minutes later a guy entered and got on the treadmill to my right. What the heck. Out of all the treadmills, WHY? So uncomfortable. What I'm thinking is maybe I have crazy strong people-seducing pheromones. Like a bug.

Sorry guys, I exposed my arm yesterday and today it's my leg... who knows what will be revealed tomorrow. I'm just kidding, I'll stop showing skin. Please forgive me this one time.