Call me Bond

If I found a four leaf clover do you think I would be luckier? A few days ago I went to deposit a check and figured I might as well stop by the Farmer's Market to pick up some fruit since I was in the area. I rarely ever go because it's only on Wednesdays and Saturdays and I'm lazy. First of all, that place was crowded like no other. I've never seen so many people there before and you know how I hate crowded places? Yeah. Bad. I was going to grab some strawberries and get the heck out of there, but then out of the corner of my eye I saw something... the FIRST graduate student I worked for during Freshman year, M******.  I didn't particularly like her and she only used me for my car, but holy crap. What the heck was she doing there? I ducked behind a counter and hid there for ten minutes. Out of nowhere some lady taps my shoulder and asks if I need help with anything. Embarrassing. I got up from my not-so-secret hiding spot and slowly walked towards the strawberries when I turned my head and saw the rudest and worst TA that I've ever had at this school. You know those TA's that think they're the smartest people on Earth and that all undergraduates are unworthy and when you ask them a question they respond in a condescending manner? One of those. YES, J** I am talking to you, you horrible person.

What the heck was going on? I wonder if there was some kind of nutrition event. The chances of seeing both of them at the same place are a bit slim. I felt like I was filming mission impossible. I even put on my hat, frames, and hood, and started shuffling behind people while hiding my face in order to get out of there. I was so scared that my life has been reduced by ten years. The worst part? I didn't even get my strawberries! :( Conclusion: lesson learned. I'm never leaving the house without a disguise again.

Aunt: "I know why you like that drama."
J: "Why?"
Aunt: "The main character is like you, direct when speaking, but also cute, weird, dorky, and funny"
J: "You think I'm cute! Hehehe :)"
Aunt: "You're missing the point!"
J: "DAWWW"
Aunt: "I give up, I can never win against you."

Ahh, I need to do laundry. Haha, I do this every finals week. Don't lie, you know you do it too.