Blind

There are times that I am immensely grateful my housemate is such a heavy sleeper. I move around a lot at this time, so it's good that she's not awake to witness what I'm doing. I just got back from partying because I'm clearly a party animal. I'm joking, I went swimming--at 2am--and when I came back I wanted to throw out trash, do laundry, boil vegetables, and wash dishes. And that's exactly what I did... in my swimsuit. I have this thing where if I'm inspired to do something or if I know it needs to get done I have to do it right away because the moment my butt hits the chair and my computer turns on it's all over and I'll procrastinate on doing whatever it is for another week. I just think it would be bad if she walked out of her room and saw me humming and dancing around with a knife and a giant head of broccoli in a bikini. No one should have to see that. My gosh, I would get arrested.

I washed my car today. I think I have really bad luck and timing when it comes to washing my car. I don't know why I chose the hottest day of the summer to do it, but whatever. I was determined at the moment. As I was bent down with my earphones, fully concentrated on washing my hubcap, someone yells in a low voice "YO!" I was so scared I screamed and automatically jumped three feet into the bush to my right (possibly disrupting a family of birds that usually defecate on my car). From the sound of the voice I thought it would be a big fat bouncer-type guy, but when I looked it was M. I didn't know she was capable of producing such sounds. I have to admit that was pretty good. The only other time I can remember being that scared was at our sleepover in high school when everyone thought K was sleeping, so we tried to craftily take pictures with her without waking her up. Turns out she was faking and reached out and grabbed me when I was posing for a picture. I ended up screaming and hitting my head on the coffee table. I kind of deserve this though. I've been pranking people since I was born. Really, they should hire me for this.

Dang it! I was caught. My housemate just woke up and told me that she saw me in my bathing suit. I have failed. I apologized profusely. :(