Hey sexy

If I can look like Vera Wang when I'm 62 I think my goal in life will have been accomplished. Wait, scratch that. If I can look like Vera Wang NOW my goal in life will have been accomplished. How can you be 62 and have a supermodel body?! Unfair. Genetics is against me. Though you know... I love her wedding dresses. I don't particularly want to get married (i.e. I don't think I will ever find the right guy because I'm too picky), so I'll just buy one and wear it while I'm eating ice cream at home or something like that. Don't judge.

People are so... Okay. All problems originate with people and all problems end with people, but the sad part is the fact that some problems have no end; thus, problems will continue with people. Do you guys understand what I'm saying here? I know I can be convoluted at times, but I think this one makes sense. I just think that these games... these GAMES. People are so stupid. If they would just stop playing these games all the time then maybe they could actually be able to sustain real relationships (wow, what a concept), but no. It is a constant game of power-struggle/see who responds first/who "likes" a comment first/who gives in and texts first and it goes on and on. What's the point? Who cares. Just do it. Why do you think children can easily make friends? They don't think. I wish we could go back to a time where we could just go around asking, "Hi, can I be your friend" and for it to be perfectly normal. Unfortunately, society expects us to play the game *high pitched* "Oh, hi! How are you? What's your major?" Forget it. I refuse to play the game. I refuse. Instead I will, *creeper voice* "So... I watched you in the shower last night..." I'm only joking, that's taking it a little too far, but you know what I'm talking about, so do something about it. BAH.

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