Chewy

If I were a candy I think I would either be a marshmallow peep or a gummi bear. I'm really soft and it's easy to make me melt or rip me in half. I go around acting like a jolly rancher or a caramel apple pop, but in reality I'm a squishy person. Not many people know that I'm squishy. I try to hide the fact that I am, but sometimes (somedays) it's difficult to be a jolly rancher. And if you happen to encounter me on one of those days and you stab me thinking that it's okay because I'm a jolly rancher you'll find out that I am indeed very squishy. Today is one of those days. Please don't stab me.

I only like the red and clear ones, by the way.