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I got a freaking parking ticket. Eff. I hate this city. Before you guys go around thinking that I'm a bad driver let me explain myself. I was downtown and I parallel parked in a twenty minute parking spot because I only needed to stop briefly. When I was going to go back to my car I saw this stupid little golf cart police car--not even a REAL police officer, mind you--next to my car with the lights flashing. OH heck no. I knew I couldn't have been there for over 10 minutes, so I rushed to my car to see what was wrong.

Me: "STOP! STOPPPPPPP!!!"
Police: "Is this your car?"
Me: (no duh..) "Yeah... Wait, I wasn't gone for that long"
Police: "That's not the problem, you have to be parked within 18 inches of the curb"
Me: (gee sorry let me bust out my ruler after I park) "I'm in the box though...?"
Police: "No, you're on the line"
Me: (...you have got to be kidding me) "Wait, so you can't touch the line?"
Police: "No, you cannot touch the line. You should know this already it is very important, it is a safety hazard you're blocking the bike lane--$43"

I'M BLOODY SURE AN INCH IS A SAFETY HAZARD YOU JERK... AND YOU'RE FAT >:(. Freak. I hate police. The fact that he had a mustache made me dislike him even more. Just because the city doesn't have funding doesn't mean that you have to take it out on poor students. Police are only good for the donut industry.