Uggly

I swear... I probably post about this every year when the cold season starts, but I really need to emphasize how UGLY Uggs are. I'm so bewildered by the fact that so many girls wear them (daily). They don't enhance the feminine features of feet. In fact, your feet become comparable to those of elephants. Why anyone would pay so much money to look like an elephant is beyond me. Honestly, my upper half already looks like an elephant. Why on Earth would I want to pay a large sum of money to make the bottom half more synonymous? (This is where you guys say... Joanna, what are you talking about, your bottom half already looks like that of an elephants as well -_- can't even argue..)

I guess the one good part about cold weather is that the slutty summer clothing is going to be put away for a while. That is unless they're truly dedicated... in which case they will bear the cold to show some cleavage. I don't know. Frozen boobs just don't sound very appealing to me. I think I'll keep my 10 jackets on. I don't think there are any guys on Earth that are worth freezing for (unless it's Blue or Jonathan Rhys Meyers... I would gladly be naked for them HAHA~) and if there actually are, they wouldn't want you to freeze to begin with.

There's a leather jacket that I really want. Freak.