Flightplan

You know, I posted before my flight, but it never went up. Boohoo. Anyways let me tell you about my flight because it was actually pretty interesting. I sat next to a fat chola that kept asking me if I would get up so that she could go to the bathroom. At least she was nice. She waited until I ended my game of Tetris before asking. There was also an extremely good looking guy sitting a few seat ahead of me. We made eye contact... but it wasn't one of those love at first sight things. That doesn't happen. Then of course there was the child three seats away from me puking her guts out. Actually, to be completely honest I coudln't tell if she was a child or if she was a midget. Either way, people puking is always a bad sign.

I need to cut my bangs. They look really awkward and out of place. Kind of like that one end of the broom that happens to be an uneven length.

My compulsive email checking disease is getting worse. I have now shortened the interval to 15 minutes. The fact that I now have a smartphone is not helping my situation. I almost had a "panic attack" on the plane because I couldn't check my email accounts for 5 hours.