The days

Procrastination is going to be the death of me, but I really don't want to read that book. I don't know why I'm so against it, I just don't want to do it.

I don't understand why this is necessary. I don't know why people would need to crush such large tomatoes or if that would actually help the situation. I'm pretty sure you could smoosh a tomato if you smacked it against a cutting board. Also, who is going to pay $69.95 for a tomato smoosher. They might as well hire me to smoosh their tomatoes. I'll only charge $60. I know, generous right? I swear eBay has the strangest items for sale.

Last night I talked to S until 3am and then I tried to study Korean, but got confused and gave up because grammar is difficult to the max. I need a tutor.

THE GRILLING has been postponed because M stuffed herself to the point of incapacitation. Therefore, my apologies the grilling will take place tomorrow.