Kiwi QT

Oh, hello kiwi.

I got it! Hooray! I got the research position. They hired me on the spot. I'm happy (happiness is rare nowadays).

Ahh. I had a really good cup of coffee this morning --BLACK (and yet I'm still tired; go figure). At first I went to the Starbucks near my house, but there were no parking spots and when I finally saw one and was about to turn a rude woman rushed into the spot even though it was clearly supposed to be mine. So I gave her a "dirty look" and went to the Starbucks in Safeway instead. Then I got a salad at Subway and I ate in my car because I don't like smelling like a giant sandwich (who gets salads at Subway? the guy knows me already because I'm so odd... and don't act like I'm crazy you're all well aware of how you smell after you walk out of Subway... then again I'm overly sensitive to everything so I don't know). That's about as exciting as my day gets. Eating lunch in my car watching rain fall down on my windshield. Alone (okay, it's my own fault for not trying, so I suppose you don't have to show me any sympathy).

I wish I could be a lancelet aka. amphioxus... then I could lie around all day at the bottom of the ocean doing nothing. If only I could filter feed on air... I would never have to worry about feeding myself again (not too sure how I feel about pharyngeal slits... having gaping holes on the sides of my neck doesn't sound too enticing). Of course if I did filter feed on air all I would be eating would be dead skin cells, bacteria, fungal spores, and all of the cat hairs in this house. Yum. We're doing marine animals in biology as the last unit (if you haven't noticed already). It's really interesting. I love marine animals they're so cool looking. Hagfish are beast. What other animal has rasping teeth to eat rotting flesh? Delicious.

For the first time in my life I'm classified as underweight. SCORE! I have almost obtained my goal in life. I have to get into that severely underweight range before I'll be happy. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not trying to be anorexic. Almost anorexic will do just fine. ;)

By the way check this out it's really cool.

http://realestate.yahoo.com/promo/five-weird-but-wonderful-homes.html

and also, Japanese people are very classy... I'm thoroughly impressed. S, you're welcome to come and live in my closet anytime. :)

lint roll & dust <3