The air conditioning was on the whole night and my throat hurts. Spring is supposed to be the time of perfect weather, but no. I can't even enjoy my favorite season when someONE is out to ruin it with air conditioning. As all the normal people can tell, there is no need for air conditioning in spring. If you do, in fact, find out that it is so hot in spring that you need to turn on the air conditioning, it is probably time for you to lose some weight (just being honest). I'm already sleeping with three blankets and it's still not enough, but that's not the problem. My throat hurts so much right now that I'm afraid I might actually be sick. I'm so tired of this crap. Go to Antarctica you damn idiot eskimo. Freaking psycho.
OH MY GOSH. I thought that the week of finals was Top Chef's season finale, but it's not! The finale was yesterday. Richard Blais better win. He's so cool. And also I like his hair (refer to fohawk obsession). But really, he's a nice person and he deserves it.
In physics we're learning about the Bernoulli principle and the Bernoulli equation. But due to excessive television ads on Hulu, I keep calling it the Bertoulli equation. Ultra embarrassing.
I've come to realize that not many guys understand me. Only guys that are nice will ever come close. And as a side note just because guys are nice it doesn't mean that they're gay. I hate that assumption. That preconceived notion tends to make guys want to be jerks and idiots which decreases the amount of "likely candidates" (if you know what I mean). Anyway, I just think it would be hard for me to find a guy that understands me and likes me back. Really, I've only encountered two guys that understand me and one of them might be gay... -_- I don't know (but I'm not assuming that because he's nice; this is based on his... frequent hand gestures).
You know what's strange though? Most guys that I've asked want to have children and watch them grow up etc. I thought this was pretty surprising because I've always thought that guys never want to assume responsibility over things like children. Conversely, most girls that I've asked don't want children. When you think about it, it makes sense. Women, in general, would never want to put themselves through the "#1 pain". In addition, the woman must take responsibility for the child (incubation time + breast feeding). Whereas the only part the male takes part in is siring and perhaps raising the kid (only if they want to). Sorry, this post has turned into a bio post without me trying. Now the interesting part... would I ever want kids? Oh, heck no. Something that big is never going to come out of something that small. I'll pass on children unless I can make them in vitro (hey, this might actually become feasible in the future). Also, why would I want to spend all of my money on children when I slave through school in order to earn money?
All jokes aside, I really wouldn't mind having one or two children if I happened to be with the right guy and I loved him A LOT (but, man I better be REALLY in love or else nothing is coming out of this vajayjay anytime soon).
punch people whose names start with A <3
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