Poppin bottles

Alright so as you can tell, this house is pretty ballin'. It looks like a high class hotel right? Minus the kid toys and whatnot. Sorry about the horrible picture. The angles are all wrong, there's no depth, and there's no focus, but I had to take this really fast in case someone sees me. I want to put up a picture of the bathroom as well because it looks amazing but we're going to have to see about that... I feel wrong posting up pictures of someone else's house without their consent. Especially when my aunt is literally sitting 5 feet away from me. I feel like she'll look at my screen any minute now and say "wtf isn't that my house?" Anyway, as you can see, I have a very comfortable spot on the couch. They offered me a room, but I refused because I like sleeping on the couch. That way I have the whole living room, kitchen, and bathroom to myself; you know, to run around naked and whatnot. The usual.

Let's see what did I do today? I went to this flower place (refer to picture 2). I think the full name is Taipei International Flora Expo. It's super crowded and the only things there are flowers... and leaves. I mean, I suppose they placed them in such a fashion that it was pretty and such, but there were so many people that I was more concerned about someone stepping on my shoes than I was the beauty of the flowers. I guess this would be due to the fact that it's a tourist attraction and they recently opened in April of 2010. Then I went to the Hello Kitty Bakery. Yum. Baked goods shaped like Hello Kitty taste better than normal baked goods. Don't even try to tell me this isn't true. I know you guys feel the same fulfillment I do as you're biting down on large cat heads (ugh I hate cats).

Being here has been really nostalgic. Actually, it always is. Every time I come back my relatives always tell me stories from my childhood. I was a pretty strange kid (what else is new right?). When I was one my grandpa's brother's wife went to take a nap and left me in my little bed, but I didn't want to sleep, so somehow I managed to crawl out of my bed and wander up to her bathroom. When she woke up she couldn't find me and she was really scared, but she later found me in the bathroom. When I turned around to look at her my face was covered in red-- lipstick. Her makeup was scattered everywhere. The mirror, the sink, the ground... and her makeup brushes were in the toilet. Then in front of her was little me munching on a mascara brush. She said she sighed and laughed. I must be naturally charming (haha, yeah right). I think that's ridiculous. If I were in her position I would have been angry. Oh, let me add that all of her makeup was either Lancome or Shiseido (she's from Japan). That's probably 500 dollars worth of makeup wasted by a little kid. How these people put up with me I still don't understand (everyone here has to deal with my spontaneous elbow grabbing and constant bothering teehee). Also, I just thought I should report that my red envelopes are coming in. Muahha!

Okay, this is really random, but this has been bothering me for a while. Women's restrooms (in America) have these little dispenser things for when you're on your you know. One of the labels says tampon and the other says napkin. The one that says tampon I understand; however, the one that says napkin is a bit questionable. When one thinks of a napkin, the preconceived notion tends to be a thin cloth used to wipe one's mouth. Then does that mean that that is indeed what is going to come out of the dispenser? Fortunately, I have never been so desperate to have to put in 50 cents to use a "napkin," but I'm curious... so, if anyone has ever used one before let me know because they seem really shady to me.

Tomorrow is going to be amazing. I hope everyone is having fun. I think we all deserve it. Well... some of us deserve it at least...

stab pineapples & pop balloons <3