I got off the plane at LAX-- NOT. That stupid girl. Anyway, the flight here was long and gross and my stewardess was rude and ugly. Thirteen hours is seriously too long for a flight. I need to learn how to be a jumper (I can marry Hayden Christiansen while I'm at it).
I'm getting fat. Really fat. So fat that no one is going to be able to recognize me when I get back. I ate a five inch tiramisu cake by myself the other day. I couldn't help it. It was soo good. I think it was probably better than the tiramisu at la pastissiere and paris baguette combined. I was about to die of happiness. Then a few days ago my aunt bought me bread for breakfast. I hate bread, but she forced me to try it because she said that she stood in line for an hour to buy the bread at this famous bread shop. I took the bread and ate it and finished the whole thing. I really hate bread, but this bread was the most delicious-- wow, just wow. Amazing. There's so much good food here I can never decide what to eat. I keep forgetting to take pictures because I devour everything before my brain remembers to tell me to get my camera out.
Relatives. More specifically relatives on the dad-side. They're all freaking crazy (minus a select few). My grandparents on the dad-side have the largest house ever. Five stories. However, it is probably also the dirtiest house ever as well. I suppose that would be a given because two old people can't go around cleaning everything, but seriously it shouldn't get to the point where it's so bad that I have to buy a stool to stand on so that I won't have to touch the ground in the bathroom when I attempt to take a 'shower' with a plastic cup and the sink because I'm too afraid to touch the actual bathtub. Overly sanitary person in a dirty house? Doesn't work out too well.
I'm currently in Taipei at one of the dad-side relatives' house. This one is actually not crazy. I really like her husband. I should pull an "Esther" on her; just kidding, that's really gross (Orphan reference, if you haven't seen Orphan it was super good so watch it). Anyway, my point is... they're rich because they're both bankers and their house is super nice. I also need to take a picture of their house and when I take one I shall post it. I'm going to be here for three days because I have some major shopping to do (although I shouldn't...). I've been really bad about the whole shopping thing. I spent near 500 dollars on my first day here. But can you really blame me when there are a bunch of malls right next to each other all within walking distance? Yeah, yeah, you know you would do the same.
I'll update more tomorrow, hopefully I'll have a few pictures up too.
drink water & wear clothes <3
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