HAHA this is great.
I cut my hair yesterday, but my bangs are kind of short. I didn't notice how much I had cut until this fool lifted all of my hair out of the trashcan and said, "Oh my god, this is like a head!"
Financial seminar ice breaker: Describe your life in two words.
Majority response: "Determined, goal-oriented, successful, etc."
Me: "Murphy's Law"
Hey Confucius, remember when you told me, "You don't have to like everyone, you can just like parts of them"? What happens if I can't find any part that I like? Would it be fair if I disliked everyone equally?
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