Cringe worthy

Well, Groupon thought that I looked like I needed a facial this morning, which is always an encouraging way to start the day. Unfortunately, I can't seem to disagree as I've been comparatively dry and wrinkly as of late, so perhaps I should purchase this after all. Sneaky marketing tricks... I should make coupons for dark eye circle treatment and send them to people at 5:00am on a Monday morning. Brilliant right? In a parallel universe my name is Sleeve Javs and I created Pear.

Hash tag domesticated life. I kind of miss drying clothes like this. I hope my friend doesn't mind me posting pictures of his clothes... at least you can't see my underwear. Don't enlarge the picture you crazy people.