Me: "Haha, only the best right?"
Petco lady: "What is your baby's name?"
Me: "Soybean!"
Petco lady: "That's cute! Very original! I've been the dog trainer here for 20 years and I've had enough of Suzie and Max. There was a dog that came in a while ago named No Name..."
She then went on to tell me her life story and I stood there nodding and smiling for 20 minutes while holding a bunch of canned food. Bone to pick--haha get it? I hate it when people call their dogs their babies and they fawn over them and brag about them to everyone that will listen. I also hate it when people do this with their children. It's one thing to be proud of them, but it's another when it's all you talk about. It's annoying. This is the main reason why there are crazy cat/dog ladies. Not all cat/dog owners are like this, but because there are so many of these types of people out there, this becomes the norm and the notion gains notoriety.
So... I did it. I bought it. I had a moment of temporary insanity. I'll post pictures when it comes. My credit card company called me five minutes afterwards because they suspected fraudulent behavior. The fact that I just purchased my tickets for December probably doesn't help my situation.
Posted by my friend. Well said.
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