Gone

Since I'm 68 this year it applies.

Y'all need to stop leaving your crap with me after you move. This is ridiculous.

Grandma

Don't misunderstand! Her mom invited me to go hiking with her. I'm pretty much part of the family anyway. I've called her mom and she's called me daughter since middle school. This is what I do in my free time. I integrate myself into everyone's families. Seriously though, she has the cutest mom in the world... I'll steal her eventually :)

At least I made a decision... Now my brain can explode for other reasons.

Gracious

Just for laughs. 5 days!

Gag

YES! I love waking up to the smell of burning hay... said no one ever.

Guilt

"He didn't respond to my email. My life is over..."
"Well, when did you send it?"
"Yesterday..."
"You are so dramatic!"

Oh my gosh, but for real I'm really sad. In this day and age people respond to emails in a matter of minutes. It doesn't matter whether you're a doctor or student. If you don't respond to a simple email within a certain time period it can be assumed that you're a lousy piece of crap and that you're not going to respond. I can't do this. I can't breathe. Gasp gasp flop flop. That was me imitating a fish out of water. How did I do?

One of the worst feelings in the world stems from trying to write about how awesome you are when you don't think you're awesome at all and not knowing which three adjectives describe you as a person. Currently I feel that I am: indecisive, masochistic, and self-deprecating, but I can't tell them that. I have to tell them the complete opposite, but when I don't even believe myself who is going to believe me? I feel deceptive.

Can something go right please?

Gently

I didn't even finish updating about my weekend two weeks ago. I think this adequately describes how hectic and uncertain my life has been as of late. My heart is beating so fast right now for no apparent reason. I'm seriously just typing and trying to convince people to give me a lot of money, but I'm getting that stomach churning, want-to-puke sort of feeling every few seconds. I'm going to faint...

Back to two weeks ago. I went to get Sprinkles (infamous "boobie cupcakes") with the booger and the skank, but I only got cupcakes for Soybean. What a spoiled brat. I'm pretty broke this month though... Anyway, he liked them a lot, so I guess it was worth it.

Gondola

Thanks for the song. :) This is very accurate.

The ONE day I decide to get off my lazy arse and walk in the blazing heat to the office it's closed because they have a "meeting." I'm sure they're eating pizza and and getting drunk. What's the point of an office if it's ALWAYS closed?! I'm going to scream. Anyway, I have isolated myself in the library to get this stuff done, so here is what I'm currently listening to while simultaneously being miserable:

There's a lot of good stuff out recently. I'll be back later because I'm being productive. Paradox, I know.

Ghastly

I'm seriously so sad these days. I'm sulking around in depression because I'm upset with myself and my sudden inability to make decisions. Have I always been like this? Anyway... I didn't know that I was in such a blatantly crappy mood until my friend told me that I seemed crabby also when I went to pay at the cash register today it went down like this:

"How are you today?"
"Good... How are you?" mumble mumble
"Are you okay? You seem... Tired?"
"That seems to be the constant state of affair..." grumble grumble
"Haha! Well, it is Monday! It's just because you have your jacket and shades on..."
"You're right! It must be because it's Monday."

I'm pretty sure I seemed like an angry lady. How can you not be angry if you work for 9 hours and you're in my situation? Can someone just decide for me? If not then can a meteor fall out of the sky and squish me? I can't do this. I'm so conflicted.

I don't know why you put up with me, but if you didn't exist I don't think I would be able to either. You're always the best even when I'm the worst. :)

Gumby

My back feels like it's broken. I got bitten by some sort of bug yesterday and now look like I don't have an ankle. Life.

I'm sorry. I'm sure no one wanted to see that. Okay, I'll stop here.

Glance

If you're too lazy to read the whole article then at least skip down to the last paragraph. I thought this was a good article. It's true. I find close relationships with people of different races to be very very very incredibly extremely difficult. It's increasingly difficult the older you become. It's not only limited to the reasons that she mentioned, but it's also due to values and behavior. The only way for this to work is if 1. you're an incredibly understanding person and are open to new/different things that you haven't previously encountered or 2. they are. However, fundamental values and acceptable behavior have to be common or at least similar.

Gamble

So the other day I went pedal boat-ing with a booger and a skank. I just think it's funny that they always warn you of things that should be rather obvious. Then again I guess this should be understandable as the general public is not particularly intelligent... then again neither am I when I'm delusional.

It was a nice day, so here are a few more pictures to enjoy. This way you guys don't actually have to leave the house and you can still experience nature.

Giraffe

A couple of days ago I went on a nice long walk with some good company. Who knew a place like this existed. Thanks for taking me to your secret spot. :)

I've been doing some thinking these days (what else is new) and I realize that I need to do some weeding--both literally and figuratively. I've been taking care of my friend's backyard and it's overgrown with a bunch of weeds. By the way, does anyone know if arugula is a weed? Figuratively, I think I need to eliminate unnecessary burdens in my life. There are a lot of things/people that I'm holding on to because I think I should and not because I want to. I need to weed out those things to make more time for things/people that are most important to me. Recently, someone told me that they feel like I'm always suffering for one reason or another. Although I'm not a masochist, I've come to accept that the majority of my suffering is indeed self inflicted. Sigh. I just want the people that I care about to be happy, but it takes a lot of work.

Granite

Look at this giant cucumber I grew! Well, saying that I grew it is kind of a stretch, but I did water it successfully, so I think it counts. I also successfully grew tomatoes and squash. It looks like I can be a farmer after all. Maybe this is what I should do with the rest of my life.

Grain

Okay. I have a lot to update. This should be obvious given the lack of posts. I'll probably be posting like a crazy lady the next few days. For now... :)

This is so clever. Nerd life!

Grass

We were supposed to go on a 8 mile hike, but we took the wrong turn and ended up going on a 20 mile hike around the whole park. -_- I felt like my legs were going to fall off.

Can these people stop putting in stupid things like this and hire more professors? You know what forget it. I'm not even a student anymore. Go buy more useless fountains and abstract statues for all I care.

Grapes

People are most sensitive to the things they dislike. We can take, for example, food. If there is a drop of mustard or a shred of a pickle in anything I consume I will spit it out because it's disgusting. Same goes for cinnamon. For some reason humans have developed this incredible sense in which we are able to taste minute quantities of certain substances and detect with precision the substituents. That being said, this concept can be applied to people and relationships in general. As you all know, I hate it when people cancel last minute or if they make me wait. Therefore, if people cancel last minute or make me wait even once I will be very irritated.

There's this new song that I'm trying to play on guitar, but it uses this new technique and I keep hitting my wrist on the fret board. Needless to say, my wrist is completely bruised and I still can't really play the song. Life.

How can there be so much going on when there's nothing going on?

Gross

HAHA. How cute. This is way accurate.

Can you guess my location? I ignored all of my responsibilities and ran away again.

Game

Okay, I blacked out my bra size because no one needs to know that. Anyway, just some funny things as life goes on. 想你... :(