How to fool people into thinking that you're fashion forward? It's really quite simple. Purchase the following Winter essentials: 1. Toggle coat 2. Military-style jacket 3. Pea coat 4. Trench coat 5. Denim jacket 6. Leather jacket 7. Puffer jacket 8. Either a varsity jacket, fur-lined vest, or a parka--personally, I don't like parkas or vests because I think they look too casual. Try to buy the essentials in bold colors to leave an impression. Dress it up/down with well tailored jeans/pants, play around with colors and layers, a multitude of scarves, hats, boots, etc... Congratulations! You will now have to file for bankruptcy, but you will look damn sexy while doing so.
The sad, but unfortunate truth: positive/negative perception of any given individual is fundamentally derived from appearance. Put simply, to be respected you must dress well and be attractive. It's not so much societal pressure as it is innate human preference. This is also evident in the fact that overweight/obese individuals are paid less than their skinny counterparts. However, if this overweight/obese individual were to dress well it would somehow "even the playing field." Anyway, I don't mind. This gives me reason to buy more clothes.
I ended up not getting anything done yesterday. My mind is already in vacation mode.
Apparently I'm Mr. Joanna. Great.
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