Splatter

Maybe I should just accept the fact that I'm always out of it. I can't wait until everything is over so that I can relax for once in my life--for two days, but it's better than nothing. At this point I'll take anything I can get. I was trying to flush the toilet with the light switch and I stood there for the longest time staring and not understanding why it wouldn't flush until I stopped and thought about it. Then I proceeded to call myself an idiot and headed to the kitchen to make myself a cup of coffee. I turned the machine on and waited for it to finish, but for some reason it was taking longer than usual, so I just ignored it and went back to my room. Only after I went to check on it again did I realize that I didn't plug the coffee maker in. Wow.

I don't remember who gave me this pomegranate, but I ate half of it yesterday. It was really good. I love pomegranates, but I'm usually too lazy to eat them. It's too time consuming and it gets messy. I also don't like the fact that it stains your fingers purple. What scares me is the fact that people eat the seeds o_o. How do they do that? It's so disgusting, but to each their own I guess. Another thing I can't stand is the fact that the seeds are so small that they drop and fly everywhere. Given the fact that I have OCD for cleanliness you would expect me to avoid pomegranates all together. Anyway, I dropped one seed on the ground and I thought, "Man, I better pick this up before I run over it with my chair." I moved my chair back to pick it up and I heard the sound. Therefore, I now have a big purple blotch on my carpet and people are going to think that I menstruate everywhere. Hooray!

And in honor of my pomegranate story... if you guys haven't seen this you're missing out. It's annoying and ridiculous, but keep watching until you get to the anus part (5:30) :)