Bling

Jewelry stores are not my thing. The last time I went into a jewelry store... they probably thought I was a rich person. Either that or I looked suspicious and they thought I was going to steal something because they kept following me. There are so many things that I want (but can't afford).

Me: "Wow this ring is really cute how much is this?"
Store guy: "Ah yes, that is part of our blah collection, we are currently holding a promotion and the price has been reduced!"
Me: "Such perfect timing! How much will this cost?"
Store guy: "Only $4999! Plus free engraving!"
Me: "Oh... I see..." body goes limp
Store guy: "I noticed you took interest in our most recent collection?"
Me: "Haha, yeah I really liked the amethyst earrings!"
Store guy: "Good eye! Those are also part of our promotion just $15,000!"
Me: "HAHAHAHA -_-" walks out of store

If you're going to propose I want this. Platinum, one diamond. You know it's dangerous because 1. it's Cartier and 2. they don't list the price. Note: if you're unfamiliar with Cartier their watches can cost more than a Mercedes. Just sayin.