Doors and girls

I LOVE it when people open doors for me. They don't even have to be guys (though if they are it's +1 for them). Anyone who opens a door for me is automatically a good person. Why? Because I hate touching doors. I always avoid it if I can. Every time I touch a door I feel a compulsive desire to wash my hands. It's like I have bacteria vision. Whenever I see something I can see the amount of bacteria that thrive on that certain object (...I probably also have calorie vision too). So yes, that means I am that one person that slips through that little crack as the door is closing (hey, don't act like you've never done it before).

So I was backing out of the parking lot today and I was about to leave, but these two freaking 白人 were having a conversation in the middle of the parking lot. I sat there waiting for them for a good 6 minutes before one of those idiots realized that I was waiting for them to end their conversation. Shouldn't it be common sense not to linger in the middle of open road? Then again, we have already come to the conclusion (many times) that several people do not possess this thing known as common sense or else the problems that exist on this earth would not be so numerous.

I still think I'm diseased. Ah... so dizzy.