Epic failure

So yesterday seemed like a nice day, that is, until the sun was consumed by a monsoon of dark clouds around 2 or 3 in the afternoon. Luckily, it started raining around the time I had class (this is sarcasm... it's hard to distinguish online). I should be thankful that it wasn't pouring. The giant, blue, ghetto, elephant parka and matching rain pants stayed in their respective Safeway grocery bags. Well, being the smart person that I am, I decided to wear my nearly white khaki pants (for some reason I always happen to wear those when it's raining, heck I might as well throw on a white t-shirt while I'm at it) and canvas vans. So of course while I was biking and getting soaked, I prayed at the same time that no one could see through my pants, because as we all know, my granny panties are definitely unattractive. Anyway, I perceive this as a sign to get new rain gear, which I will subsequently be doing this weekend.

When I got back, I remembered that I had mail that I didn't open yet because I had been previously occupied with cumbersome situations. So, I opened my mail with a piece of obsidian that I stole from my anthropology lab last quarter (don't judge me, I don't have a letter opener and there were several pieces of obsidian at lab). Once again, my stupidity got the best of me. I forgot that both sides of the obsidian are sharp and consequently, I cut my finger... again. Another failure for me. Here I thought I should insert a thanks. You guys have such good timing with the emails, letters, phone calls, and text messages. I'm so lucky... :)

After I failed at life in general, I went to the dining common with one of my suite mates (this is extremely rare because we all hate the smell of the dc). We were conversing and eating at the same time when I happened to choke on a piece of scrambled egg. I coughed and thought about how ridiculous I was for around ten minutes while she sat there laughing at me (okay, so I was laughing too.. haha). Eventually, we made our way back to the dorm room (don't know how this was possible, I was pretty much in a food coma).

Laundry night! Woot woot! I decided to do my laundry yesterday night so that I wouldn't rip my bag again (it ripped twice already... hey, big people wear big clothes okay?). One of my suite mates came with me. After we put our clothes in the washer and proceeded to the lounge, we saw that white chick was on, so of course we had to finish watching that before starting on any homework or studying. Rather, I began studying after the movie while she watched videos of some seventeen year old girl doing makeup tutorials on Youtube (though she did do a bit of homework.. I should be proud of her?). Finally, our laundry was done but I hadn't finished my chapter of chemistry yet so we stayed down there for a while longer (someone was complaining because someone wanted to eat a hot pocket). Anyway, after we finished folding clothes and I finished with chemistry, we made our way upstairs. Well the problem was, I couldn't walk up the stairs normally. Why you ask? Because I couldn't fit. Indeed, I had to walk up the stairs sideways because I had too much laundry (and no, I don't normally do this already thank you very much).

I got assigned another seven page, single spaced, essay today. Oh, the joy.

bake muffins & stay dry <3