Brain dead

You know what I've been wondering lately? What do professors do during finals week? I feel like they just dance around in their underwear or something. If only I could look like that when I'm 40... yeah, probably not happening (not to mention she has two kids). I guess it's only fair since they've already suffered. I think for the most part they're pretty sympathetic. Unless they're old, grumpy, and hostile like my 70 year old Cell Biology professor that probably went to college when dinosaurs roamed the Earth and the textbook was half of what it is now. You figure if the average on your exams is a 50% there's got to be something wrong with the test maker and not the test takers, but she, like all science professors, could not care less. I sent her an email two months ago and she never responded. I just thought I should let you know that I tried to like you, I really did, but I can't stand people that don't respond to emails. Rude!

I'm reading about apoptosis again and I feel like all of the cells in my body are going to do so at once. What a disgusting way to die--internal liquefaction, though I wonder how much difference it would make since we're ~60% water anyway. You know babies can be ~80%? No wonder why they're so squishy.

My friend, that is in med school right now, is walking around with a skull in her backpack. What a creeper. Her argument, "I can study on the bus!" Yeah buddy, that just makes you one of those crazy people no one wants to sit next to.