Yellow or white

My aunt sent me a picture of an onion. I was very confused. I asked her why she sent me an onion and she said to prevent me from getting sick. I told her that I hadn't gotten sick since Junior year in high school. She told me not to pull my pneumonia/lung infection near death crap again. I told her that I had no control over that. She told me to eat an onion. I love our relationship<3

S: "Man long distance is hard..."
J: "Yep, that's why people break up"
S: "Good thing we're not going out"
J: "Oh please, I would never date you"
S: "What?! Why not?"
J: "...you're ridiculous. -_-"
S: "Call me this weekend or we're breaking up!"

Lol you stupid thing.

I spent four hours playing the piano today when I should have been being productive or sleeping. Yeah,  it was totally worth it. My hands now look like this. Actually, that's a picture of rheumatoid arthritis...though I'm pretty sure you guys would abandon me as a friend if my hands looked like that. :'(